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"Sit down Twilight, I've got something to tell you." Twilight turned in shock as Spike sauntered into the library and sat himself down in front of her. "Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I'm really Princess Celestia!"

Twilight gasped. "What! I mean I guess that makes total sense and was obvious in retrospect, but what?"

Spike nodded. "I had to keep an eye on you, my daughter who I fashioned from clay. That is why you never saw us in the same place, apart from all the times you did. When you give me a friendship report, I actually read it and then burnt it up."

Spike leaned back in his chair, a magical white horn appearing on his head as he revealed his true powers. "You see Twilight, I had to keep you close since you will replace me as the next magical princess, and the only logical way of doing that was to disguise myself as a small purple dragon."

"But what about when I hatched you from an egg and Celestia was right there?" Twilight gasped.

Spike looked smug. "See, that's just how good I am!"

Twilight furrowed a brow. "But what about the huge crush you have on Rarity?"

Spike sighed. "Rarity is my magical clone, of course I would feel attracted to her. Ponies always feel attracted to their magical clones, that is why Scootaloo likes Rainbow Dash so much." He coughed, large white wings unfurling from his back. "But now my deception is over and there are no secrets between us!"

"Not so!" Twilight rose to her full height. "You see, I am ALSO Princess Celestia! From the future!" Magical wings also unfurled from her back and Spike gasped. "So you see Spike, it was really me who was in control all along!"

"Not so!" came a cry from the far end of the room. Both faux Princess Celestias turned to see Owlowiscious. A horn appeared on his head. "I am Princess Celestia from the DOUBLE FUTURE!"

And so it went.
A short My Little Pony story based on the prompt "A Massive, canon-destroying revelation that's presented as fact."

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:iconerpae:
erpae Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol
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Doculean Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
if my brain farted from this it would be ninja. lol this woukd actually make a funny fanfic.
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:iconteadrinker92:
TeaDrinker92 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is like the ''Magnificent Bastard'' trope gone crazy. :icontwilightshrugplz:
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:iconawsweetholyhell:
AwSweetHolyHell Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
I lol'd.
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:iconcguy12345:
cguy12345 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
Wait...then who's Luna? Or AJ? Or Pinkie Pie? Or RD? Or even Derpy?

I've been deceived this whole time?!?!
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:icondarklordcomp:
Darklordcomp Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
the fuck?.....ME FUCKING GUSTA
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:icondragonoverlord2012:
DragonOverlord2012 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconapplejackplz::iconsaysplz: That makes less sense than a 8 eyed cyclops.
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:iconfandude12:
fandude12 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
It all makes sense! But then....OMG THEN THAT MEANS PINKIE IS REALLY-

Pinkie Pie: yes it is true....I am Lauren Faust
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:icontyruas:
Tyruas Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wut lol
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pumpkin-tlof19 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2011
...okay, now that I've stopped laughing, all I can think is that you made a time travel joke and didn't involve Doctor Whooves somehow. Shame on you. ...BWAhahahahhaha! "DOUBLE FUTURE!" HAhaheh..heh...herm.
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NinjaFoodLover Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh..OH MY GAWD. I CAN'T BREATH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. Pinkie Pie should have jumped in and said I'm from the future that has been doubled and past. Ohhh I haven't laughed so hard since several seconds. You are now one of my favorite pony authors.
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:iconkittykittaj:
KittyKittaj Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LAUGHED!
I CRIED!
MAYBE I JUST LAUGHED?
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:iconslicerness:
slicerness Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011
...wat?
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:iconfatfan12345:
fatfan12345 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
CRAP NOW THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING'S GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
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:icondpv111:
DPV111 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011
You need to be hired on to write omake for the ends of the episodes.
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:iconcyandragon12:
CyanDragon12 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
the tree is suspended in time!
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:iconglutenusmax:
glutenusmax Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Three words: WHAT. THE. F***.
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:iconsoulsilver523:
soulsilver523 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you make the best pony fanfictions EVER
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:iconzetta-slow:
ZETTA-SLOW Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
And so it went.
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:iconeliteguy94:
eliteguy94 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
I love this one simply for "DOUBLE FUTURE!"
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:iconsakaki709:
Sakaki709 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA!!!
This has to be the best thing i've read today!
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:iconalpha117:
alpha117 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I've been working my way through this collection and you are just too much!
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:iconbanjo2e:
banjo2E Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
And then Ponyville was a soap opera.
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:icondiegetto:
diegetto Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
At first i was like "What." and then i was like "LOL!" And then i crashed on the floor, crying from the laughter. Well done, sir, you are a genius in the art of comedy!
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Jess887cp Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
O.o :D

Lovin the random!
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:iconzelthra:
Zelthra Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
That's so crazy it just might work.
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:iconfuror1:
furor1 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, that makes sense, except when id doesn't.
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:iconmeaninglessartist:
MeaninglessArtist Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Celestiception.
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:iconapeturetestsubject:
apeturetestsubject Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
You may have just gone through
THE SCARY DOOR
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:icondrorbitaldeathray:
drorbitaldeathray Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
THE DOUBLE FUTURE!
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:iconarcangelv1:
ArcAngelV1 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
And that is why Equestria is always so peaceful... except when it isn't.
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:iconpimpslap-megee:
Pimpslap-MeGee Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
SEEMS LEGIT
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:icondeaththekid221:
DeathTheKid221 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
Blueshift. You are insane. I LOVE IT!
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:icondialgex:
dialgex Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
:iconwutplz:
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:iconmidnight-cobra:
Midnight-Cobra Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh... Oh me brains...
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:iconeddmario:
eddmario Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
AHEM! I am the real Celestia.
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:iconzared41:
Zared41 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
I think my brain just 'sploded
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:iconsongbird21:
songbird21 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
What she said
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:iconokami009:
Okami009 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
what.
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:iconfoxbeast:
Foxbeast Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Professional General Artist
the confusion ensuesssss!
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:iconredphienix:
redphienix Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
....

I lul'd.

I support this as canon >_> xD
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:iconohlookasock:
ohlookasock Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
This is now canon
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:iconyarmaster:
Yarmaster Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
DOUBLE FUTURE!
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:iconsunflarethecat:
Sunflarethecat Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and that's how equestria was made!
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:iconlurks-no-more:
Lurks-no-More Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
This needs to be made into a comic.
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:iconwingzero032:
WingZero032 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011
...and suddenly the unverse colapse due to there where too many paradoxes in one single place
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:iconwinter-ink:
Winter-Ink Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Giggled madly and got strange looks from my mom. Excellent story :D
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EchoWolf99 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:icontwilightclapplz:
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:iconalexstrazse:
Alexstrazse Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Student Digital Artist
That was absolutely beautiful.
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:iconmasterpeanut94:
MasterPeanut94 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconsweetiebellederailplz:
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