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Trixie offered a coy smile to the beautiful filly who sat across the table from her. She gave a flick of her hair and raised a glass. "Trixie never thought she would meet a pony as wonderful as you" she pouted. Her partner raised a glass at the same time.

Trixie clinked the glass against the mirror, which was propped against the chair on the opposite side of the table. "Oh Trixie!" she swooned. "I should have done this sooner!" She blushed. Her reflection blushed. This was the greatest date she had ever been on.

With a passionate swipe of her hoof, she knocked away the table, throwing herself at her reflection. Her reflection did the same. That was what she liked about herself, she thought: she was always good at doing what she wanted. "Oh Trixie, take me now!"

She started to kiss her reflection. Her kiss was a bit harder and flatter and colder than she had expected, but it was still good. She wrapped her hooves about the mirror and leant in. "Oh Trixie!" she gasped. "I've always loved you, from the moment I saw you!" The mirror looked back lovingly and returned the statement.

"I couldn't imagine anything better than this, my love!" she softly purred to the mirror. Her horn started to softly glow, and then, there was a tapping on her shoulder.

"Oh really?" smiled Trixie as she stood behind Trixie. Trixie recoiled. So did her reflection.

The second Trixie grinned smugly. "Oh Trixie. I'm a magical clone, created by your love for the most perfect unicorn in existence – you!" Trixie leaned in to embrace Trixie, who kissed her deeply back. They leant against the mirror, and Trixie's reflection joined in the three-way hug.

"This is really the best!" Trixie cried. "Me and two favourite ponies: me and me!"

At this point, the door to Trixie's caravan crashed open. "STOP TRIXIE, I AM HERE FROM THE FUTURE TO STOP YOU ACCIDENTLY KILLING YOUR MOTHER!" Standing in the doorway was Trixie, but older, her hair longer and whiter, more years visible on her face.

She stood awkwardly, watching the three-way tryst going on. "Oh, well… I think I took the wrong turning somewhere. I was supposed to be…"

Trixie lifted her head from being buried in Clone Trixie's mane. She waved a hoof to Future Trixie. "Trixie says it can wait, beautiful unicorn. Come!"

Future Trixie trotted over to Trxie and ran her horn down her back sensuously. Clone Trixie started to kiss Reflection Trixie, and Reflection Trixie rubbed against Future Trixie.

The quad-Trixie tryst was underway, when another figure appeared in the door. Outwardly it resembled a blue unicorn with silver hair and a purple hat, but instead of eyes were a visor, a red light glowing.

"DISENGAGE SMUG MODE!" Robot Trixie announced loudly, trotting towards the pile of Trixies. "ENGAGE OPERATION NARCISSISM!"

Soon the room was full of five Trixies, all having their way with each other, in the most beautiful menagerie imaginable. "Oh!" Trixie cried as Robot Trixie and Future Trixie kissed her mane. "Oh, I can't imagine anything better than this!"

"Buckle up fillies!" came a gruff voice from the door. A tall masculine blue unicorn with a silver goatee and purple hat stood there, surveying the scene with a broad grin on his face. "Now Trixies," said Parallel-Universe Trixie. "This is where it starts to get REALLY complicated!"
Written for WMOD ;)

While this is shipping, it is comedy shipping in a totally unerotic manner, so I have no qualms posting it to DA. Hopefully it will not completely shatter my reputation!
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:iconarrentknave:
ArrentKnave Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
More Trixie is required!
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0011110000110011 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
HAHAHA!
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fotland42 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
wut
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:iconthegirlfrommexico:
thegirlfrommexico Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
This...is so beautiful. Only the great and powerful Trixie is good enough for the great and powerful Trixie XD
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:iconphillmuhcrakin:
phillmuhcrakin Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OBJECTION!
:iconrayodragon: is Trixie's fave Pony ^^
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:iconwerewolf-hero:
Werewolf-Hero Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
That's just inane.
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:icondekomaru:
Dekomaru Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok. That was just random. XD
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:iconteheclipsed1234:
TehEclipsed1234 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011
When I saw the title I knew it was a clone :p The ending was really weird though.
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:iconragnarokia:
Ragnarokia Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Only The Great And Powerful Trixie could be fitting for The Great And Powerful Trixie.
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:iconnoah22223:
noah22223 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
my mind is full of fuck
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:iconfilleg:
filleg Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
Ha! That ending. :P This r so random!
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:iconverbalanche:
verbalanche Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011
Where's Tentacle Monster/Eldritch Abomination Trixie? I want Cthrixlieu!
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:iconredphienix:
redphienix Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I lul'd, good show.
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DolfK Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Future Trixie trotted over to Trxie --" :3 The orthography-nazi strikes!
Nice story by the way.
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houka-hearts-kinzoku Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
WHAT. THE. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!???????????

*cue in pulsing bass*

LET THE TRIXIE SHOW... BEGIN!!!

*cue in synth and electro*
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:iconkaraterachel:
karaterachel Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
Trixie is perfect for herself, of course.
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:iconmaffiemans:
maffiemans Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Wait what?
That is a most... interesting story XD
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j03b0b0fd00m Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Was... that a Doctor Who reference at the end there?
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DontDisplay Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Pre reading reaction: :la:
Reading-the-beginning reaction: XD
Reading-the-middle reaction: YES!
Reading-the-last paragraph reaction: o_o

This fic is epic!!! 10/10
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diegetto Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Let's see...i'll summarize my reactions.

First minute: O_O

5th minute: O_____O

Tenth minute: O______________O;

It was very good, very good indeed. I wonder HOW far can Trixie go with herself...
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Jess887cp Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Wow. This was pretty awesome! i lol'd. :D
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:iconsh4dowsentinel:
Sh4dowSentinel Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
To quote fluttershy:
Oh... My.
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:iconharashaw:
Harashaw Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Is that a Red Dwarf reference at the end there?
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:iconrk-striker-jk-5:
RK-Striker-JK-5 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011
Madness! We haven't had alt universe modest Trixie yet!
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ArcAngelV1 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
It doesn't get really complicated until the end?? I thought it got really complicated when time travel became involved... especially since there was no blue box mentioned. As soon as multiverse theory became involved this went from complicated to Pinkie Pie.
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sodomitor Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Finally! Trixie\Trixie ship, only one ship that completely justified!
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:iconcynofield:
CynoField Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
What.
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:iconaverystrange:
AVeryStrange Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I....I am not worthy.
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:iconcamscott:
camscott Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THE EGO, IT BURNS SO
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KittyKittaj Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You owe me a pair of lungs, since they obviously imploded from laughing so hard.
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Wandering-Dreams Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
Trixissism at its finest everyone! And I'm laughing so hard at this too. :D
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:iconkingoftherubberducks:
Is that a Red Dwarf quote I spy there
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:iconemoforjimmyz:
EmoForJimmyz Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011
The entire time I was just going "What?" to myself while giggiling. I'm gonna have my fellow pony-loving friend read this.
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BoneSatellite Featured By Owner May 10, 2011
This reminds me of my nicknames for all the Toonami hosts: Short TOM, Cool TOM, Big TOM, and Fake TOM. And if you include Moltar, Not TOM.

Love the Doctor Who reference.
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Berserkeroo Featured By Owner May 2, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Wow and I thought I was nuts. XD
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Lurks-no-More Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
This story is, dare I say, a perfect Trixiegasm. :D
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tempestfugit Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011
I liked the part where Trixie said stuff.
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InfernoEevee Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You completely broke my mind sir. Broke it with laughter and happiness.



*Salutes*
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EbonMane Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2011
This is so many kinds of awesome.
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VampireNerd13 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Wow... That was very silly XD I like it
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DizzyPacce Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
Needs more Trixie.
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:iconpowerpuff-hunter:
Powerpuff-Hunter Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I got a fever. And the only prescription is more Trixie.
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BlowingBomb Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Im slightly not following this story, there are 4 trixies (reflection, clone, original, future) and a man trixie right?
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Blueshift2k5 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
And robot!
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:iconblowingbomb:
BlowingBomb Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Wow this story is just started to be epic!
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:iconsolaris90:
Solaris90 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
*Doctor Whoof walks in* "Wot wot wot!?"

This is just...madness, absolute madness. Someone make a pic of it NOW!
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ohlookaturtle Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
You insane person!, I love you sometimes
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:iconpojoco:
Pojoco Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
Beautiful madness just beautiful.
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:iconwhackjood:
whackjood Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
I am in awe.
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:iconroygbiv-mlp:
RoyGBiv-MLP Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
Wow, and I thought I was insane! I love this, so maybe I am!
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